Two elegantly dressed figures from a classical portrait stand in formal 19th-century attire, rendered in muted earth tones and soft shadows that create an air of refined composure. Bold white capital letters reading "EVERYTHING IS SHIT EXCEPT US" overlay the center of the composition, their stark modern typography creating an irreverent contrast against the dignified, traditional painting style. At home in a bedroom, living room, or any space that embraces wit and romance. Made to order by hand at our own Denver facility, it arrives as nine wood panels, each a half-inch thick with a keyhole on the back so it hangs easily. The natural grain shows through the artwork, so no two come out exactly alike.