Bold black capital letters stack vertically across a white ground, spelling out a humorous statement about involuntary facial expressions. The typography is assertive and geometric, with uniform letter weight and tight spacing that creates a confident, almost confrontational tone. Crafted from eco-friendly bamboo with a glossy printed surface and made to order, hand wash only. A coffee table platter, entryway catchall, or breakfast-in-bed carrier that carries an independent artist's work, not a store-shelf print.