A classical portrait of a young woman with an upturned gaze and gentle expression is overlaid with bold pink typography reading "I USE SARCASM BECAUSE MURDER IS ILLEGAL," creating a humorous collision between old-master sensibility and contemporary wit. The dark, muted background and soft modeling of the figure's face emphasize the striking contrast of the bright lettering that dominates the composition. Printed on smooth white card stock and made to order, artwork on the front, blank inside, envelopes included in every set. A handwritten note that arrives as an independent artist's work.