A portrait of a figure with copper-red curled hair and pale complexion, rendered in classical Renaissance style against a dark background, wears flowing drapery in deep teal and shadowed greens. Bold white capital lettering reading "I WAS NOT MADE TO BE SUBTLE" overlays the composition in a declarative, modern sans-serif typeface that creates striking contrast between the old master painting aesthetic and contemporary graphic sensibility. Printed on 100% cotton with natural cotton on the back and made to order, machine washable. Everyday dinners set under an independent artist's work, not vinyl from the seasonal aisle.