A classical portrait of a woman in an elegant cream-colored hat and dark dress gazes directly outward against a muted teal-gray background, rendered in traditional oil-painting style. Bold white capital letters reading "I WILL NOT BEHAVE MYSELF" overlay the composition in stark contrast, transforming the dignified historical image into a contemporary statement of defiance and wit. At home in a bedroom, studio, or creative workspace seeking wit and attitude. Made to order by hand at our own Denver facility, it arrives as nine wood panels, each a half-inch thick with a keyhole on the back so it hangs easily. The natural grain shows through the artwork, so no two come out exactly alike.