A cream-colored cat with pink tabby stripes and an unimpressed expression sits against a bold red background, wearing a simple turquoise collar. Bold blue capital lettering reading "IMPRESS ME" and "HUMAN" frames the composition at top and bottom, rendered in a flat, graphic style that recalls vintage poster art from the early to mid-20th century. For cat lovers and humor enthusiasts who appreciate retro aesthetics and feline attitude. Made to order by hand at our own Denver facility, it arrives as nine wood panels, each a half-inch thick with a keyhole on the back so it hangs easily. The natural grain shows through the artwork, so no two come out exactly alike.