A red lobster illustration sits below bold blue lettering reading "MARTINI & Lobster Diet," with a martini glass icon perched at the top of the composition. The artwork combines playful typography with vintage-style line art against a clean white ground, evoking a retro cocktail bar aesthetic with subtle wit. At home in a kitchen, bar, or dining space with a sense of humor. A Baltic birch top with the artwork printed across it, made to order on steel legs in black or gold. The center of the room as an independent artist's work, not a flat-pack lookalike.