Flowing white script curves across a muted teal-green background with the phrase "Maybe swearing will help" rendered in a loose, handwritten style. The composition is spare and centered, letting the wry humor of the words and the gentle elegance of the lettering carry the piece with quiet wit and restraint. Sewn from a durable canvas-like exterior with a soft lining and made to order, in three sizes up to one that fits a tablet. A catchall for toiletries, art supplies, or small electronics, carrying an independent artist's work instead of a plain zip bag.