Description
A bearded man in dark formal attire stares forward from a geometric patterned background of teal triangles scattered with coral accents, his eyes obscured by a cream-colored bar that reads "MEDIOCRE" in bold letters. Red geometric shapes punctuate the composition around his shoulders and throughout the frame, creating a tension between the classical portraiture style and the modern, layered collage aesthetic. Printed to order on a soft, absorbent mat with a no-slip backing, ready underfoot the moment you step out. The kind of art you don't expect on a bathroom floor.