A bearded man in dark formal attire stares forward from a geometric patterned background of teal triangles scattered with coral accents, his eyes obscured by a cream-colored bar that reads "MEDIOCRE" in bold letters. Red geometric shapes punctuate the composition around his shoulders and throughout the frame, creating a tension between the classical portraiture style and the modern, layered collage aesthetic. For spaces that celebrate irony, wit, and contemporary visual culture. A Baltic birch top with a beveled edge and satin finish, the artwork printed across it, made to order on steel legs in black or gold. A working piece of furniture that earns its place as an independent artist's work.