Description
A bearded man in dark formal attire stares forward from a geometric patterned background of teal triangles scattered with coral accents, his eyes obscured by a cream-colored bar that reads "MEDIOCRE" in bold letters. Red geometric shapes punctuate the composition around his shoulders and throughout the frame, creating a tension between the classical portraiture style and the modern, layered collage aesthetic. Crafted from dishwasher-safe stainless steel and made to order, sized to fit a standard bottle and keep it cool for hours, with the artwork wrapped around the outside. It holds the centerpiece of the table and doubles as an independent artist's work.
