A bearded man in dark formal attire stares forward from a geometric patterned background of teal triangles scattered with coral accents, his eyes obscured by a cream-colored bar that reads "MEDIOCRE" in bold letters. Red geometric shapes punctuate the composition around his shoulders and throughout the frame, creating a tension between the classical portraiture style and the modern, layered collage aesthetic. For spaces that celebrate irony, wit, and contemporary visual culture. Made to order by hand at our own Denver facility, it arrives as nine wood panels, each a half-inch thick with a keyhole on the back so it hangs easily. The natural grain shows through the artwork, so no two come out exactly alike.