A reclining figure in classical style sprawls across cream and white fabrics, wearing a burgundy drape and ornate headdress, gazing directly outward with a composed expression against a dark background. Bold black text reading "MENACE TO SOCIETY" cuts horizontally across the composition, creating a stark contemporary contrast with the Old Master painting aesthetic of the figure and fabrics. For a gallery wall or creative workspace exploring irony and subversion. Made to order by hand at our own Denver facility, it arrives as nine wood panels, each a half-inch thick with a keyhole on the back so it hangs easily. The natural grain shows through the artwork, so no two come out exactly alike.