Bold lettering spells out "OK, BUT COFFEE FIRST" in colorful stacked typography against a deep charcoal background, with the words rendered in bright pink, white, and yellow. Diagonal rainbow stripes in pink, red, orange, and yellow sweep across the lower right, creating a dynamic retro energy that channels 1970s graphic artwork optimism. For a kitchen, coffee bar, or any space that celebrates morning rituals and playful attitude. A Baltic birch top with the artwork printed across it, made to order on steel legs in black or gold. The center of the room as an independent artist's work, not a flat-pack lookalike.