Bold red capital letters spell out "SURELY NOT EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING" across a warm dusty rose rectangular ground, set against a clean white border. The stark, confident typography and humorous subversion of the famous song lyric create a playful, tongue-in-cheek mood through minimalist composition and high-contrast lettering. Sewn from a durable canvas-like exterior with a soft lining and made to order, in three sizes up to one that fits a tablet. A catchall for toiletries, art supplies, or small electronics, carrying an independent artist's work instead of a plain zip bag.