A humorous eye chart reimagines the classic vision test by replacing letters with the word "EWE" repeated in descending sizes, interrupted midway by simple line drawings of sheep. Bold black lettering on a soft sage green background creates a playful visual pun that conflates a sheep's bleating sound with the optometrist's standard diagnostic tool. Sewn from a durable canvas-like exterior with a soft lining and made to order, in three sizes up to one that fits a tablet. A catchall for toiletries, art supplies, or small electronics, carrying an independent artist's work instead of a plain zip bag.