A plump possum wearing a pointed witch's hat sits upright against a warm cream background, surrounded by ornate botanical borders and a crescent moon, rendered in a vintage tarot card style with earthy browns and gold accents. The composition mimics classical divination card artwork, complete with decorative framing and the title "The Trash Witch" lettered below, evoking a witchy, folkloric sensibility with gentle humor. Crafted from dishwasher-safe stainless steel and made to order, sized to fit a standard bottle and keep it cool for hours, with the artwork wrapped around the outside. It holds the centerpiece of the table and doubles as an independent artist's work.