A brown dachshund stretches across a cream background, its elongated body labeled with anatomical terms pointing to each body part from nose to tail. The illustration combines scientific precision with gentle humor, rendered in warm earth tones with careful line work that captures both the breed's distinctive proportions and endearing character. At home in a veterinary office, dog lover's study, or whimsical living room. A Baltic birch top with the artwork printed across it, made to order on steel legs in black or gold. The center of the room as an independent artist's work, not a flat-pack lookalike.