A tan pug with characteristic black facial markings stands in profile against a pale yellow ground, its squat body rendered in warm, muted tones with a slightly wrinkled texture. Fine lines radiate outward from the dog's body, each labeled with humorous anatomical terms that playfully deconstruct the breed's most recognizable features. Crafted from dishwasher-safe stainless steel and made to order, sized to fit a standard bottle and keep it cool for hours, with the artwork wrapped around the outside. It holds the centerpiece of the table and doubles as an independent artist's work.