Bright yellow lemons and green foliage fill a deep teal-blue background, creating a lush botanical composition with pops of pink and purple shapes scattered throughout. Bold white lettering reading "AS IF." overlays the center of the piece, its confident capitals cutting through the fruit-filled garden with graphic directness and wit. Crafted from dishwasher-safe stainless steel and made to order, sized to fit a standard bottle and keep it cool for hours, with the artwork wrapped around the outside. It holds the centerpiece of the table and doubles as an independent artist's work.