A bright yellow rectangular field dominates a clean white ground, centered and calm in its simplicity. White italic lettering reading "bitch relax" floats across the golden expanse in a confident, casual script. In a workspace, bedroom, or anywhere you need a gentle reminder to ease up. A Baltic birch top with the artwork printed across it, made to order on steel legs in black or gold. The center of the room as an independent artist's work, not a flat-pack lookalike.