Bold black capital letters spell out "FIRST I DRINK THE COFFEE THEN I DO THE THINGS" across a clean, light gray background in a straightforward, centered composition. The typographic treatment is direct and unadorned, letting the witty declaration stand alone with plenty of breathing room around the text. Printed on smooth white card stock and made to order, artwork on the front, blank inside, envelopes included in every set. A handwritten note that arrives as an independent artist's work.