Bold black capital letters spell out "FIRST I DRINK THE COFFEE THEN I DO THE THINGS" across a clean, light gray background in a straightforward, centered composition. The typographic treatment is direct and unadorned, letting the witty declaration stand alone with plenty of breathing room around the text. Crafted from durable canvas-like poly-poplin and made to order, double-stitched with a cotton webbing strap. The everyday haul, from groceries to the beach, carrying an independent artist's work.