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Eat A Bag Of Dicks, Funny Saying Desk Mat

$35
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Eat A Bag Of Dicks, Funny Saying Desk Mat

By: Quote Girl

$35
Size: 15.5" X 31.5"
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Description

White flowing script lettering reading "Eat a bag of Dicks" centers this black background surrounded by a lush garden of hand-painted florals in coral red, soft pink, pale blue, and golden yellow, with delicate leaves and small botanical details scattered throughout the composition. The juxtaposition of irreverent text against the ornate, romantic floral border creates a boldly humorous piece that subverts expectations through its clever pairing of crude language with refined illustration. Printed on a large polyester top with a non-slip rubber backing and made to order, room enough for keyboard and mouse. A workspace anchored by an independent artist's work instead of bare particleboard.

Specifications

  • Design printed on polyester top
  • 15.5" x 31.5" (39.4 cm x 80 cm)
  • 0.19" thick (0.48 cm)
  • Stitched edges for added durability
  • Anti-slip rubber backing
  • Wipe clean with damp cloth, or spot clean with mild soap and water
  • Design printed on polyester top
  • 15.5" x 31.5" (39.4 cm x 80 cm)
  • 0.19" thick (0.48 cm)
  • Stitched edges for added durability
  • Anti-slip rubber backing
  • Wipe clean with damp cloth, or spot clean with mild soap and water

Q&A

Q: Does the Desk Mat come with a matching Mouse Pad or does Society6 sell matching Mouse Pads?

A: No, Society6 does not sell mouse pads at this time. Please note the S6 Desk Mat is large enough to use with both a keyboard and a mouse on the same suface.

Q: Does the Desk Mat come with a non-slip pad to use under the Desk Mat?

A: No, the backside of the Desk Mat is already made using a non-slip surface and will not slide on most smooth desk surfaces.

Q: Is your Desk Mat waterproof / water resistant?

A: No, our Society6 Desk Mats are not waterproof or water resistant. If you spill liquid on them, spot clean and hang to air dry.

Q: Does the Desk Mat come with a matching Mouse Pad or does Society6 sell matching Mouse Pads?

A: No, Society6 does not sell mouse pads at this time. Please note the S6 Desk Mat is large enough to use with both a keyboard and a mouse on the same suface.

Q: Does the Desk Mat come with a non-slip pad to use under the Desk Mat?

A: No, the backside of the Desk Mat is already made using a non-slip surface and will not slide on most smooth desk surfaces.

Q: Is your Desk Mat waterproof / water resistant?

A: No, our Society6 Desk Mats are not waterproof or water resistant. If you spill liquid on them, spot clean and hang to air dry.

Shipping & Returns

SHIPPING: Items are made to order and typically ship within 3-4 business days. Click here for more information about delivery options.

RETURNS: Return requests can be made within 30 days of your item(s) delivery. Click here for more information on returns.

SHIPPING: Items are made to order and typically ship within 3-4 business days. Click here for more information about delivery options.

RETURNS: Return requests can be made within 30 days of your item(s) delivery. Click here for more information on returns.

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About This Piece

Eat A Bag Of Dicks, Funny Saying

Quote Girl

By: Quote Girl

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