White flowing script lettering reading "Eat a bag of Dicks" centers this black background surrounded by a lush garden of hand-painted florals in coral red, soft pink, pale blue, and golden yellow, with delicate leaves and small botanical details scattered throughout the composition. The juxtaposition of irreverent text against the ornate, romantic floral border creates a boldly humorous piece that subverts expectations through its clever pairing of crude language with refined illustration. Constructed from woven polyester with a soft microfiber lining and a sturdy zipper, made to order for 13 and 15 inch laptops. Everyday protection carrying an independent artist's work, not another plain black sleeve.