White flowing script lettering reading "Eat a bag of Dicks" centers this black background surrounded by a lush garden of hand-painted florals in coral red, soft pink, pale blue, and golden yellow, with delicate leaves and small botanical details scattered throughout the composition. The juxtaposition of irreverent text against the ornate, romantic floral border creates a boldly humorous piece that subverts expectations through its clever pairing of crude language with refined illustration. Printed on smooth white card stock and made to order, artwork on the front, blank inside, envelopes included in every set. A handwritten note that arrives as an independent artist's work.