A chaotic medieval battle unfolds entirely among anthropomorphic frogs dressed in samurai armor and wielding tiny weapons, rendered in the dense, intricate style of Japanese woodblock prints. Layers of yellow, green, pink, and teal create a densely patterned composition where armored amphibians clash with swords and spears beneath a stormy sky, blending satirical humor with meticulous detail. Crafted from dishwasher-safe stainless steel and made to order, sized to fit a standard bottle and keep it cool for hours, with the artwork wrapped around the outside. It holds the centerpiece of the table and doubles as an independent artist's work.