A black and white portrait of a nun in glasses makes an irreverent gesture with both hands raised, her expression stern and uncompromising. Bold capital lettering reading "FUCKS I GIVE?" arcs above her head with "NUN!" positioned below, creating a humorous contrast between the sacred subject and profane sentiment rendered in a gritty, high-contrast halftone style. Crafted from dishwasher-safe stainless steel and made to order, sized to fit a standard bottle and keep it cool for hours, with the artwork wrapped around the outside. It holds the centerpiece of the table and doubles as an independent artist's work.