A portrait of a woman in classical 19th-century style wears an elegant blue draped gown and a green party hat with a gold star, her dark hair swept to the side as she gazes with serene composure. The words "MERRY CHRISTMAS, BITCHES" appear in hand-lettered green text to the right, creating a sharp contrast between the refined historical subject and the irreverent, contemporary message. Printed on smooth white card stock and made to order, artwork on the front, blank inside, envelopes included in every set. A handwritten note that arrives as an independent artist's work.