A portrait of a woman in classical 19th-century style wears an elegant blue draped gown and a green party hat with a gold star, her dark hair swept to the side as she gazes with serene composure. The words "MERRY CHRISTMAS, BITCHES" appear in hand-lettered green text to the right, creating a sharp contrast between the refined historical subject and the irreverent, contemporary message. Crafted from durable canvas-like poly-poplin and made to order, double-stitched with a cotton webbing strap. The everyday haul, from groceries to the beach, carrying an independent artist's work.