Bold white lettering fills a black rectangle with the phrase "Good Morning, I See the Assassins Have Failed." rendered in strong, uppercase sans-serif capitals. The stark contrast and deadpan greeting create a darkly humorous, confrontational mood against the austere composition. Sewn from a durable canvas-like exterior with a soft lining and made to order, in three sizes up to one that fits a tablet. A catchall for toiletries, art supplies, or small electronics, carrying an independent artist's work instead of a plain zip bag.