Bold white lettering fills a black rectangle with the phrase "Good Morning, I See the Assassins Have Failed." rendered in strong, uppercase sans-serif capitals. The stark contrast and deadpan greeting create a darkly humorous, confrontational mood against the austere composition. For a workspace, bedroom, or any room where dry humor belongs. A Baltic birch top with a beveled edge and satin finish, the artwork printed across it, made to order on steel legs in black or gold. A working piece of furniture that earns its place as an independent artist's work.