Bold black capital letters stack vertically across a white ground, spelling out a humorous statement about involuntary facial expressions. The typography is assertive and geometric, with uniform letter weight and tight spacing that creates a confident, almost confrontational tone. Crafted from dishwasher-safe stainless steel and made to order, sized to fit a standard bottle and keep it cool for hours, with the artwork wrapped around the outside. It holds the centerpiece of the table and doubles as an independent artist's work.