A figure in ornate Renaissance dress holds a small dog in this classical portrait painting, rendered in warm earth tones with rich gold and rust fabrics dominating the composition. Bold white lettering overlays the image with a humorous modern declaration that contrasts sharply against the historical artwork's serious, formal tone. Crafted from eco-friendly bamboo with a glossy printed surface and made to order, hand wash only. A coffee table platter, entryway catchall, or breakfast-in-bed carrier that carries an independent artist's work, not a store-shelf print.