A young woman with dark, chin-length hair and pale complexion gazes directly outward, draped in an ornate crimson and gold garment against a muted taupe background. Bold white lettering reading "I SHOULD BE DANCING" overlays the center of the composition in clean, modern capitals, creating a striking contrast between the classical portraiture and the contemporary typography. Crafted from eco-friendly bamboo with a glossy printed surface and made to order, hand wash only. A coffee table platter, entryway catchall, or breakfast-in-bed carrier that carries an independent artist's work, not a store-shelf print.