A portrait of a figure with copper-red curled hair and pale complexion, rendered in classical Renaissance style against a dark background, wears flowing drapery in deep teal and shadowed greens. Bold white capital lettering reading "I WAS NOT MADE TO BE SUBTLE" overlays the composition in a declarative, modern sans-serif typeface that creates striking contrast between the old master painting aesthetic and contemporary graphic sensibility. Crafted from eco-friendly bamboo with a glossy printed surface and made to order, hand wash only. A coffee table platter, entryway catchall, or breakfast-in-bed carrier that carries an independent artist's work, not a store-shelf print.