A portrait of a figure with copper-red curled hair and pale complexion, rendered in classical Renaissance style against a dark background, wears flowing drapery in deep teal and shadowed greens. Bold white capital lettering reading "I WAS NOT MADE TO BE SUBTLE" overlays the composition in a declarative, modern sans-serif typeface that creates striking contrast between the old master painting aesthetic and contemporary graphic sensibility. Water-resistant polyester, hookless and cut extra long to fit any bath, machine washable and made to order. It turns the bathroom wall into the room's best feature.