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If I Was A Bird Cutting Board

If I Was A Bird Cutting Board
$45
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If I Was A Bird Cutting Board

If I Was A Bird Cutting Board

By: Jonas Loose

$45
Shape: Rectangle
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$45

Description

A classical oil painting of waterfowl in a naturalistic landscape is overlaid with bold, hand-lettered pink and white text reading "IF I WAS A BIRD I KNOW I'D SHIT ON". The composition pairs the serene, dark-toned traditional artwork with contemporary, irreverent lettering that interrupts the formal scene with sharp wit and humor. Crafted from bamboo and made to order, with a drilled hole so it hangs on the wall as easily as it works on the counter. A kitchen essential carrying an independent artist's work, not a blank block from the big-box aisle.

Specifications

  • Rectangle: 16" x 10.5" x 0.5" (H)
  • Durable, solid and lightweight bamboo wood
  • Bamboo Side: matte natural wood grain for cutting, finished with food grade cutting board oil
  • Artwork Side: smooth satin finish for display only
  • To clean use mild soap and water, dry immediately.
  • Do not leave submersed in water. Not dishwasher safe
  • 1" hole for handling and hanging
  • Every order is made just for you

Product Note: Cut and serve food only on the wood side. Cutting on the artwork side will damage the printed artwork. Due to the composition of the natural bamboo, color and pattern variations in the wood may occur

  • Rectangle: 16" x 10.5" x 0.5" (H)
  • Durable, solid and lightweight bamboo wood
  • Bamboo Side: matte natural wood grain for cutting, finished with food grade cutting board oil
  • Artwork Side: smooth satin finish for display only
  • To clean use mild soap and water, dry immediately.
  • Do not leave submersed in water. Not dishwasher safe
  • 1" hole for handling and hanging
  • Every order is made just for you

Product Note: Cut and serve food only on the wood side. Cutting on the artwork side will damage the printed artwork. Due to the composition of the natural bamboo, color and pattern variations in the wood may occur

Shipping & Returns

SHIPPING: Items are made to order and typically ship within 3-4 business days. Click here for more information about delivery options.

RETURNS: Return requests can be made within 30 days of your item(s) delivery. Click here for more information on returns.

SHIPPING: Items are made to order and typically ship within 3-4 business days. Click here for more information about delivery options.

RETURNS: Return requests can be made within 30 days of your item(s) delivery. Click here for more information on returns.
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About This Piece

If I Was A Bird

Jonas Loose

By: Jonas Loose

Jonas Loose

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Jonas Loose
About The Artist

I don't like limitations; my art is the only place where I really do what I want and let my creativity flow

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