A classical oil painting of waterfowl in a naturalistic landscape is overlaid with bold, hand-lettered pink and white text reading "IF I WAS A BIRD I KNOW I'D SHIT ON". The composition pairs the serene, dark-toned traditional artwork with contemporary, irreverent lettering that interrupts the formal scene with sharp wit and humor. Printed on smooth white card stock and made to order, artwork on the front, blank inside, envelopes included in every set. A handwritten note that arrives as an independent artist's work.