A classical portrait of a woman in profile, rendered in warm earth tones and soft shadows against a dark background, shows her in contemplative repose wearing a draped garment. Bold white capital letters reading "MAYBE SWEARING WILL HELP" overlay her chest, creating an irreverent contrast between the painting's traditional elegance and its modern, humorous message. Printed on smooth white card stock and made to order, artwork on the front, blank inside, envelopes included in every set. A handwritten note that arrives as an independent artist's work.