A young woman with elaborately braided auburn hair and pale complexion gazes directly outward against a dark, shadowed background in the style of classical portraiture. Pink and blue lettering reading "MOM I AM A RICH MAN" overlays the composition in a bold, modern typographic intervention that contrasts sharply with the painting's historical aesthetic. Sewn from a durable canvas-like exterior with a soft lining and made to order, in three sizes up to one that fits a tablet. A catchall for toiletries, art supplies, or small electronics, carrying an independent artist's work instead of a plain zip bag.