Description
Bold white capital letters spell out "PLEASE DON'T DO COKE IN THE BATHROOM" centered on a pure black rectangle, rendered in a direct, unflinching sans-serif typeface. The stark contrast and deadpan phrasing create a darkly humorous tone, treating an explicit warning with the casual authority of a printed public notice. Crafted from dishwasher-safe stainless steel and made to order, sized to fit a standard bottle and keep it cool for hours, with the artwork wrapped around the outside. It holds the centerpiece of the table and doubles as an independent artist's work.