A bold red heart shape floats against a soft peachy background, its form divided into two symmetrical lobes like a playing card suit. White sans-serif lettering reading "If you break it you buy it" sits centered within the heart, while smaller text anchors the bottom, creating a humorous poster that pairs romantic imagery with blunt transactional humor. For a gallery wall with wit, a dorm room, or anywhere irony meets sentiment. A vegan leather seat with the artwork printed across it, made to order on steel legs in gold or black. Everyday seating that carries an independent artist's work rather than store-shelf furniture.