A bold red heart shape floats against a soft peachy background, its form divided into two symmetrical lobes like a playing card suit. White sans-serif lettering reading "If you break it you buy it" sits centered within the heart, while smaller text anchors the bottom, creating a humorous poster that pairs romantic imagery with blunt transactional humor. Sewn from a durable canvas-like exterior with a soft lining and made to order, in three sizes up to one that fits a tablet. A catchall for toiletries, art supplies, or small electronics, carrying an independent artist's work instead of a plain zip bag.