A bold red heart shape floats against a soft peachy background, its form divided into two symmetrical lobes like a playing card suit. White sans-serif lettering reading "If you break it you buy it" sits centered within the heart, while smaller text anchors the bottom, creating a humorous poster that pairs romantic imagery with blunt transactional humor. For a gallery wall with wit, a dorm room, or anywhere irony meets sentiment. Printed to order on smooth 100lb gloss paper, then rolled into a tube and shipped ready to pin, tape, or frame. Sized to fill a wall without filling the budget. The same independent-artist artwork you'd frame, at poster scale and poster price.