A bold red heart shape floats against a soft peachy background, its form divided into two symmetrical lobes like a playing card suit. White sans-serif lettering reading "If you break it you buy it" sits centered within the heart, while smaller text anchors the bottom, creating a humorous poster that pairs romantic imagery with blunt transactional humor. Crafted from eco-friendly bamboo with a glossy printed surface and made to order, hand wash only. A coffee table platter, entryway catchall, or breakfast-in-bed carrier that carries an independent artist's work, not a store-shelf print.