A bold red heart shape floats against a soft peachy background, its form divided into two symmetrical lobes like a playing card suit. White sans-serif lettering reading "If you break it you buy it" sits centered within the heart, while smaller text anchors the bottom, creating a humorous poster that pairs romantic imagery with blunt transactional humor. For a gallery wall with wit, a dorm room, or anywhere irony meets sentiment. Plush sherpa fleece that gets softer with every wash, printed to order in three sizes. Made to be pulled off the couch and actually used, not folded away like store-shelf decor.