A bold red heart shape floats against a soft peachy background, its form divided into two symmetrical lobes like a playing card suit. White sans-serif lettering reading "If you break it you buy it" sits centered within the heart, while smaller text anchors the bottom, creating a humorous poster that pairs romantic imagery with blunt transactional humor. For a gallery wall with wit, a dorm room, or anywhere irony meets sentiment. Printed on soft, lightweight polyester with hand-sewn edges and made to order. Original artwork at room scale, light enough to hang almost anywhere and move with you.