A bold red heart shape floats against a soft peachy background, its form divided into two symmetrical lobes like a playing card suit. White sans-serif lettering reading "If you break it you buy it" sits centered within the heart, while smaller text anchors the bottom, creating a humorous poster that pairs romantic imagery with blunt transactional humor. Printed on oversized, premium-weight sheets and made to order, five to a pack. Gifts wrapped in an independent artist's work rather than mass-market roll paper.