A young woman in 18th-century dress turns toward the viewer with a composed expression, her pale blonde hair intricately styled and adorned with a blue ornament, her embroidered coat rendered in muted blues and golds against a soft brown ground. Large, hand-lettered text reading "RELAX IT'S ONLY CHAOS" overlays the portrait in white, creating a stark and humorous contrast between the sitter's serene demeanor and the anxious message. Water-resistant polyester, hookless and cut extra long to fit any bath, machine washable and made to order. It turns the bathroom wall into the room's best feature.